WEDDED BLISS(TER)

If you’re following the formula, first comes love, next comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.  Today, with spring in full bloom, we will address the middle criterion in that list.

Marriage.  Marriage is what brings us together.  First off, what happens when a penny-pinching tightwad tries to combine a funeral and a wedding?  Find out in DUAL PURPOSE.  Next, a tale that may very well fly in the face of the adage “looking a gift horse in the mouth”.  Be sure you know what you’re getting yourself into when we examine a PIG IN A POKE.  Our third macabre matrimony is the WEDDING GIFT.  Some things you just can’t return.

What’s better than a nice June wedding?  As long as it is not followed by a July funeral, you should be fine.  We’ll see you next time with or without the better half.

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