summertime

STRAIGHT ROAD TRIPPIN’

It’s time to answer the call of the open road, my friends.  Charlie is driving.  All you have to do is sit back and watch the signposts fly by.  Look, here comes one of them now.

The first roadstop on our trip is plan the best path of destruction.  We do so in KILLER ROUTE.  The road is long and travelled.  Time will come to rest our weary heads for the night.  We need a place that has vacancy PLUS FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST.  Then, it’s back on the asphalt we go, burning gas and daylight.  It’s the road less travelled this time along with THINGS OF SWEAT AND SAND.  Let’s hope it’s not a one-way trip.

The highway has its charm, ladies and gentlemen.  But there are only so many places the road may go.  Roads?  Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

IN THE GOOD OLE SUMMERTIME

The days are long and the nights are short.  What a perfect time of the year to attend the circus.  Even the sideshow provides a brief reprieve from the blaring sun.

The summer also offers tales fit for the sunny season.  Three of them are on display for you now.  First, a hazard that occurs naturally due to the heat and lack of adequate precipitation to produce a SUMMER WILDFIRE. Don’t get burnt! Next, it also sounds like a naturally occurring phenomenon, but actually it’s the name of a roller coaster called THE HURRICANE.  Those things are scary for a reason.  Finally, it’s a little summertime kids game to be played at night.  It’s FLASHLIGHT TAG and you’re it!

It’s going to get hotter before it cools down any, friends.  Just take solace in the fact that the circus won’t be pulling up stakes anytime soon.  Seen you in the sideshow again, soon.