ghost stories

CHANCE OF A GHOST

It’s our usual three ring circus within a circus this time, folks.  A trio of terrifying performances sure to set hair on end, eyes bulge, and make your teeth itch.  Furthermore, these acts are sure to give you the spooks.

The first haunt is about a doo-wop group from the 50s who play a killer gig.  Or rather, the killer gig plays them?  In any case, please welcome THE MAGNIFICENT TAILFINS.  Our next venue is in New York, New York as part of our “States of Fear” sub-series.  Please put your hands together for THE LONESOME GHOSTS OF CENTRAL PARK.  Then, we head south a bit for the next act.  Kentucky, to be exact, for THE HAUNTING OF HAPPY HOLLOW.  And believe Char when he tells you that’s it’s a  tough act to follow.

As always, we appreciate your patronage at the sideshow of the surreal.  If the ghosts haven’t spooked you enough, there’s always next time.  Come back again, won’t you?

FAVORITE HAUNTS

The haunted circus has returned.  The sideshow has opened its flaps to the public.  Charlie Barker is calling for patrons of the perverse to attend his cavalcade of creeps.  Come in, come in.

Speaking of haunted, how about some tales along that theme?  Our first frightening fable is called THE HAUNTED PILLAR.  This is the real life story of, well, a haunted pillar.  This is one of our “States of Fear” as we visit Georgia and a former slave whipping post that still holds many a ghost.  Then, it’s off to THE HAUNTING OF AISLE 13, where it isn’t just the prices that are scary.  Have you ever lied awake in bed, not asleep but unable to move?  Has anything come to visit you when that happened, creeping out of shadow?  That’s just what happens in SLEEP PARALYSIS.

As the smoke plumes in the distance, the show comes to an end.  The circus has gone dark; the sideshow is closed.  But please, return again for more tales of the macabre and mysterious.