Old Charlie Barker wanted to invite you into the sideshow tent this time again, but someone has sewn shut the flap. It seems there is trickery in the air. Must be the season.
We have to follow MONTWEAZEL’S JOURNEY TO PAPER TOWN to find out where to go from there. If that didn’t help, we must figure out THE MYSTERY OF THE MONKEY CANDLE STICK HOLDER. Failing that, just realize that it is APRIL FOOL’S and give up. It’s all some kind of joke, isn’t it?
Sorry about all the funny business. Next time, things will be different. After all, we wouldn’t want to lose our favorite patron of the putrid and perverse. Then, the joke would truly be on us.