conspiracy theories

FIRE AND ICE

Are you one of those people that is always too hot or too cold?  Charlie Barker is that way, but you know it may be because he is nothing but bones.  Today, Charlie takes the circus to extreme temperatures on the opposite ends of the spectrum.

First, we take a trip up north as part of our “States of Fear” sub-series.  Alaska, this time.  Conspiracy theorists unite as we start PLAYING THE HAARP.  Then, continuing waaaaay south on our road trip, we head to Hawaii where we are warned DON’T TAKE PORK ACROSS THE PALI.  Then, we visit the origin of a popular urban legend.  The absolutely true story that we will get to the bottom of COME HELL OR HIGH WATER.  It’s a frigid fare guaranteed to astonish or at least baffle.

And now, it’s time for Charlie to take shelter from the temperature extremes.  Something neutral for a while.  You know, just like the inside of a tauntaun.  Luke warm.  Until next time…

MALPRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

What’s up, Doc?  Today on the CreepyGram and the Mourning Show, Charlie Barker looks at the medical profession.  That, and the victims, er patients, therein.

In the trio of terror, the first patient is something perhaps a little too inhuman for the good doctor.  Well, that’s not true.  It is a lot too inhuman for the doctor as he looks into THE MEASURE OF A MONSTER.  Secondly, the waiting room holds yet another patient.  This time, it is human…but there is something internal that just shouldn’t be there in THE ORGAN.  Finally, we have a simple OUTPATIENT procedure in the all too near macabre future.

Now, stick out your tongue and say “ahhh”.  That’s good.  I do think those are going to have to come out.  Hey, where are you going?  Well, come back for another check-up, won’t you.  It won’t hurt.  Much.