Ho ho hold on there. You don’t think ole Charlie Barker would let you get by without a little Christmas cheer, did you? It’s very festive at the sideshow today. It’s time for a trio of holiday treats.
What could be a better present that getting THE FAMILY PORTRAIT. Too bad the canvas shows something terrible instead. It’s also time to set up that CHRISTMAS VILLAGE. All those miniatures sure look real, don’t they? Then, nothing says the holidays like an old hag with a broomstick. WE WITCH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS has just the thing for your seasonal delight.
There’s just one left, ladies and gents. Come back for the end of the year closeout special at the Sideshow of the Surreal. Until then, Merry Christmas!