CreepyGram and the Mourning Show

DON’T FALL FOR IT

There’s trickery and Tom-Foolery and other shenanigans in the sideshow today.  Tricks abound, but listen – take heed and don’t fall for it.  Charlie will try and steer you clear of such nonsense by way of tales of warning.  Three paths to avoid, if you will.

The first tale is about a guy who keeps scratching his head and is sure he has been through all this before.  It’s a strange tale of how SYSTEM CONSTRAINTS shaped his reality.  Then, we drive over to White Bluff, Tennessee, for a look at a local legend in our “States of Fear” sub-series.  Close your ears, though, or you might hear THE WHITE SCREAMER OF TENNESSEE.  Lastly, it’s the futuristic tale of what happens when the time changes and we FALL BACK out of Daylight Saving.

Now that we’ve made it all the way to Tennessee in our States of Fear, it’s time to get back in the car and head west for next time.  See you then.

HALLOWEEN HORRORS

The autumn moon lights the sky, casting shadows over the circus.  Ghosts, ghouls, monsters, and spooks of all sorts and sizes gather for the season.  It’s the Halloween exhibit at the Sideshow of the Surreal.

Charlie Barker tells the tale of the silent watcher in the cornfields.  It’s the tale of PATIENT VICTOR.  Next, it is a story set in a school house.  It’s an innocuous little activity perfect for the season.  Grab your knife for THE PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST.  Then, it’s a little Halloween rhyme that’s overdue for a sequel.  It’s the less-than-harmless outcome of FIVE SPOOKY SKELETONS or WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE FIVE LITTLE PUMPKINS?  

The chill of fall hangs in the air past October, my friends.  Return to the Circus of the Unknown where Charlie will tell tales of the season.

PARANORMAL PLAINS

It would be as plain as the nose on Charlie’s face, if he had one still.  The destination is the flatlands of America.  The plains states on our tour of the good ole U.S.A.

Nebraska is the first stop on our Sub-series in the States of Fear.  Here we visit HATCHET HOUSE where the name speaks for itself.  Secondly, We drive on to Kansas where we experience THE HAUNTING OF FORT LEAVENWORTH.  Then, it’s south to Texas where we encounter THE BLACK-EYED CHILDREN OF ABILENE.  Relax.  I’m sure they’re harmless.

Next up at the circus is a very-special episode.  It’s near Halloween, folks.  It’s about time Charlie Barker scared the pants off of you.  Come back, if you dare.

TWISTED IMAGE

It’s science fiction in the Sideshow of the Surreal today.  Charlie Barker has three tales from beyond tomorrow.  Strap on your jetpack and try to keep up.

What is up with such A DYSPHORIC DESTINY, anyway?  Seems like surviving the apocalypse would be a good thing, right?  Then, it’s a strategic invasion right out of the pages of Ed Wood when aliens use the dead to try and take over the world in SCRATCH AND DENT.  Then, it’s off to a distant galaxy where we can all be WORKING ON MY TAN.  

Next time, we’re earthbound once again.  In fact, we’re hitting the road with Charlie behind the wheel for more stories from the States of Fear sub-series.