CreepyGram and the Mourning Show

EYE SPY

Can you trust your eyes?  Have they ever lied to you?  Be honest.

Yet, Charlie Barker shows us when our eyes can behold something horrific yet perhaps not entirely what it seems to be.  First up, a lonely trucker’s wife watches her husband’s long haul on the TRAFFIC CAM.  Trouble is, what is that in the path of his truck?  Next, it’s a VIEW FROM THE TREE FORT as some local kids discover what really has been happening to their neighbors.  Last up, it’s DRAGON BREATH about a boy convinced that a man-eating dragon is just waiting until his father leaves for work before feasting on him.

Just what happens when one witnesses madness?  Is it contagious?  Come back next time and maybe you’ll see things clearly.

MALPRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

What’s up, Doc?  Today on the CreepyGram and the Mourning Show, Charlie Barker looks at the medical profession.  That, and the victims, er patients, therein.

In the trio of terror, the first patient is something perhaps a little too inhuman for the good doctor.  Well, that’s not true.  It is a lot too inhuman for the doctor as he looks into THE MEASURE OF A MONSTER.  Secondly, the waiting room holds yet another patient.  This time, it is human…but there is something internal that just shouldn’t be there in THE ORGAN.  Finally, we have a simple OUTPATIENT procedure in the all too near macabre future.

Now, stick out your tongue and say “ahhh”.  That’s good.  I do think those are going to have to come out.  Hey, where are you going?  Well, come back for another check-up, won’t you.  It won’t hurt.  Much.

JUST DESSERTS

Welcome to the sweet shop at the sideshow.  Tasty treats for you to eat.  We certainly hope you brought your appetite.

Charlie Barker has three delectable morsels for you today.  First, is the fateful tale of the YELLOW CAR.  Next, do you ever wonder what might happen if someone steals your name?  Find out in IDENTITY THEFT.  And, it is just about time for the SPRING THAW.  Sometimes, the creatures that prowl are right under your nose.

Revenge is awfully sweet.  It might just be too much to handle.  Try and cleanse your palate now and come back for more when you are hungry again.

HARDSHIP OF FOOLS

Old Charlie Barker wanted to invite you into the sideshow tent this time again, but someone has sewn shut the flap.  It seems there is trickery in the air.  Must be the season.

We have to follow MONTWEAZEL’S JOURNEY TO PAPER TOWN to find out where to go from there.  If that didn’t help, we must figure out THE MYSTERY OF THE MONKEY CANDLE STICK HOLDER.  Failing that, just realize that it is APRIL FOOL’S and give up.  It’s all some kind of joke, isn’t it?

Sorry about all the funny business.  Next time, things will be different.  After all, we wouldn’t want to lose our favorite patron of the putrid and perverse.  Then, the joke would truly be on us.